okay but i will never stop rolling my eyes when people try to use the word exotic as a compliment because they are basically saying, “you’re cute… for not being white”
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*